cookfux0r
v. to completely screw up a normally simple task, especially if it involves cooking or burning something (e.g. flaming toast)
n. someone who cookf-x0rs
adj. something cookf-x0r3d
(as a noun) n1ng: emory j00 be t3h cookf-x0r, j00 almost burn3d down all of germany!
(as an adjective) kyl3: that girl’s face is so cookf-x0r, she’s not on my top 5 list anymore.
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