cookhead
a person who gets high, cooked, baked, sauced, etc.
person 1: hey where’s my weed at?
person 2: d-mn chill. you’re such a cookhead, i’ll get it soon.
person 1: i’m not a cookhead!!!!!
adult: team cookheads and team m-ffincakes should get together!!!
person 2: aw sh-t, we got da munchieees
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