cookie boner
when food looks so good that you get excited
girl: this mall has a mrs. fields…i can smell it
boy: d-mn, i’ve got a cookie b-n-r!
an explosive attraction/need for a cookie.
bro 1: i love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they’re slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty…
bro 2: oh my god bro, you’re giving me the hugest cookieb-n-r right now!
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