Cookie Monster Surprise
when you crush some cookies, stuff them in her v-g-n- and -ss then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her t-tties until she likes it
person 1: d-mn dude i ran out of oreos for my cookie monster surprise so i had to use chips ahoy
person 2: d-mn that sucks, we know the best cookie monster surprise is with oreos
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