Cookie Shlongster
a man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a p-n-s), bakes it, then f-cks a girl in the -ss with it. afterwards, he eats the cookie.
guy1: “dude i gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night.”
guy2: “i bet it tasted like sh-t!”
guy1: “yeah, it did. literally…”
when a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a p-n-s, f-cks a women with it in the -ss and then eats it.
guy1: “i totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like sh-t.”
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