Cookin a beef


the act of grilling a hamburger. or, the act of defecation.
you: what’s up?
me: cookin a beef.
you: oh, you’re grilling a burger, huh?

you: what’s up?
me: cookin a beef.
you: oh, you’re taking a sh-t, huh?

Read Also:

  • moldy peaches

    new york anti-folk scene band. toured with the strokes. duo of kimya dawson and adam green..on hiatus currently? the moldy peaches are on crack. basically a modern day hippie. the name is based off the band the moldy peaches, because their song “anyone else but you” is basically the “moldy peach” anthem. sarah: i like […]

  • mole at the counter

    a turtle’s head. a t-rd that needs to come out. “elementary, my dear watson. from these footprints, i deduce that our quarry was a left-handed doctor of unusually short stature, who had known prosperity but had recently fallen upon hard times, and judging by the short, irregular length of his stride it is apparent that […]

  • richann

    i weird girl that likes to dye her hair pink!! outgoing and loves to play with friends. a very s-xy girl!! lol i dyed my hair just like richann!!!!

  • Coolyot

    one with m-ssive amounts of greatness. “wow man, that kid wins in everything, he must be a coolyot!”

  • Richard Leigh

    a critcally-acclaimed internet comedian from rochester, new york. he is most known for posting his own outrageous skits on youtube and mysp-ce and calling them episodes of the richard leigh show. his dark and often twisted sense of humor does not appeal to everyone, therefore he is sometimes ridiculed and dismissed. he’s also referred to […]


Disclaimer: Cookin a beef definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.