Cooking and Cleaning
1. n. a very particular set of skills that make women a nightmare for militant feminists. if used effectively, can also act as a deterrent against one talking excessively about useless information or meaningless topics, thus becoming a victim of domestic violence.
2. v. the second s-xiest thing a woman can do, especially while naked.
women should remember while cooking and cleaning that “a hot meal a day keeps the bruises away.”
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