Cool Duck
a person who is indefinitely cooler than the rest of the world. people like this are very rare, yet when met, should be exalted. a cool duck will often do things that most people think are lame or uncool, but in actuality, they are cool. cool ducks also enjoy looking at girls’ chests.
being a cool duck requires all of but not limited to the following:
playing pokemon
stepping on people’s shoes
randomly hitting people
shouting “quack”
being in acadec
cussing for no apparent reason
looking at b–bs
taking opportunities.
1: dude, why is that guy looking at her b–bs so discreetly?
2: d-mn, what a cool duck.
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