cool ethan


the pathetic spazz from the movie the slackers that blackmails dave and his friends to help him seduce angela, his lifetime obsession.
allison and i have replaced “goodbye” with cool ethan’s scratch-your-head peace symbol from the shower\locker room scene.
the act of putting a large ice cube in your -ss and squeezing it out into a womans v-g-n- after -j-c-l-t-ng in her v-g-n-.
i f-cked her so hard she was beggin for a “cool ethan”!

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