Cool kid rules
the strict guidelines for being a cool kid. if you break these, you’re not a cool kid.
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem really cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on ig dms, never comment or hit “like”. the person who sent it most likely isn’t cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of “fashion”. when other people tell you that you look like a f-cknugget, pretend that you don’t know what they’re talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren’t cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. in real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. when you’re a white cool kid, this makes you look even cooler
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you’re a cool kid try to attract as much attention as possible. if at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. this is also because you cool kids hate to be the center of attention and don’t like drama at all.
9) sh-t around in cl-ss all year with your cool friends and the latest iphone and then cry that you got an f on your report card. like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) the most important rule: deny all of this and b-tch at people who say otherwise
in order to be a cool kid, you must follow all of the cool kid rules.
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