Cool-sucking


the cool yet sucky feeling you get when you’ve made a wonderful connection with someone special, with the minor detail of them being in a different time zone.
boy: i like you.
girl: i like you too.
both: this is cool.
boy: i live in miami.
girl: i live in san francisco.
both: this sucks.
eavesdropper: they are totally cool-sucking.

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