cool whip
something you can’t have pie without.
stewie: you can’t have pie without cool whip. brian: cool whip? stewie: yes, cool whip.
best. thing. ever. made.
“dude you want some ice cream!?!”
“yeah, dude! but gimme some of that cool whip!”
“…”
“…”
“aight!”
someone who always has to top any story that someone tells
man, everytime i tell jim a story he acts like cool whip
term used to describe someone that is a hotshot or is arrogant
guy #1: i can run faster than you!
guy #2:no you can’t coolwhip!
urban definition: a reference used to describe a nice looking car. this term is best used as a double meaning when describing a exceptional looking car that is white.
“i’m in my cool whip, insides jello, hop up out that pretty mothaf-cka like, h-llo!” – young jeezy (shawty lo -dey know remix)
something you do not put on your crabs.
-gets pumpkin pie-
“dude my crabs itch”
“i have some cool whip” -referring to pumpkin pie-
“i don’t put cool whip on my crabs”
the foamy cream colored froth that forms around the edges of a meaty v-g-n- when you c-m inside of one and proceed to keep on f-cking it. if you are a fast f-cker this may also be mistaken as shaving cream and/or pancake batter.
“when dave finished licking her hatchet wound he had a cool whip mustache”.
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