Cool Whip mask
getting your “significant other” to c-m all over your face(a good amount) and spreading said c-m all over your face, thus, making a healing formula that purifies and clarifies the skin.
girl to friend: oh my gosh girl! your skin is glowing!! are you using a new facewash?
friend to girl: yeah girl! i got my boyfriend to give me a cool whip mask last night! you should try it!
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