cooley


a scrawny ferret like being , often refers to themself as a sp-ceman chocolate factory owner. likes to stalk random people from both s-xes and gets thrills from touching exotic fruit. photographs people in showers with a wide angle lense.
that kid just groped my fruit , what a cooley !

some scrawny guy followed me home from the supermarket , what a cooley !

some kid in my photography cl-ss was trying to take pictures of nude guys , what a cooley !
4 more definitions
the art of having others pay for a lifestyle and personal expenses, with no outlay of ones own cash.
although sarah was flush with cash,she preffered to cooley
her share of the cruise cost.
a girl with long soft luscious west-indian hair
caramel with good hair, yea she that cooley
a name for your -ss or b-tt, mostly refered to the cheek areas and not the b-tt hole.
wow look at the nice cooley on her.
ouch, i just b-mped my cooley.
to make something cool or make something tasty that was originally tasteless
dude, i gotta cooley that chicken up with some barbecue son , son.

that’s tight son, that shirt is cooley dawg

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