Coolstify
when a person makes a mistake or does something embarr-ssing and attempts to justify it by saying only cool people do it.
example 1:
man 1: “i cried when i watched t-tanic.”
man 2: “you’re a p-ssy.”
man 1: “hey, only real men cry during t-tanic!”
man 1: “you’re just trying to coolstify yourself.”
example 2:
man 1: “i just sucked that guy’s d-ck.”
man 2: “dude, that’s gay!”
man 1: “only cool guys suck other guy’s d-cks.”
man 2: “no, you’re gay.”
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