coometang
(1) (coom-uh-tang) a p-ssy that has the power to produce a minimum of 8 simultanious male/female -rg-sms inside of an hour.
(2) know in some b–st–lity circles as a rac–n v-g-n-. it is somewhat spiral shaped, like a corkscrew.
yo, you know that girl i left with from the club last night? d-mn she was good when the lights turned out. i swear she must have had a coometang or sumfing.
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