coon boots

c–n boots are the formation of hard callouses on the soles of human feet to ensure rugged off road performance and increased ability to navigate rough terrain (often at pace).

derived from common slang (c–n), the indigenous australian (aboriginal) population survived thousands of years without the need for enclosed footwear, using there ‘boots’ to tough the harshest surfaces.

the process in which to sculpt a demon pair of c–n boots is a long and arduous journey which requires months (if not years) of exposing the soles of the foot to numerous surfaces; jagged rocks, dirt, gravel, barnacles, ice, hot coals and variations between these (i.e. ice cold jagged rocks), just to name a few. once walking on a surface has been mastered, to truly have c–n boots one must progress to running, carrying heavy loads and finally running whilst carrying heavy loads.

ellaborations on the word include: c–nies, c–ndoggers, c–ntizzles, teh c–nz0rs and abo nikes.
>>> i havent worn shoes for the last couple of months, and im beginning to sculpt a fashionable pair of c–n boots. they really do make life easier.

>>> f-ck man, its cold as a mother out here, and these rocks are cuttin up my feet hardcore… its about now i wish i had a phat pair of c–nies to eat this terrain.

>>> sh-t son… thats quite a nice pair of c–ndoggers your sportin there… how long those bad mother f-ckers take to wear in?
bare feet. referring to c–ns inability to afford footwear.
i was too lazy to find my shoes so i just wore my c–n boots.
most likely the style of shoes used to hunt c–ns.
hey reggie, grab them there c–n boots, lets hunt us some c–ns!