coon-perro
the mexican version of c–ndawg…the c–nperro displays similar traits of his american counterpart. tequilla may or may not have an effect on c–n-perro but he hopes it has an effect on the younger senoritas that vacation in mexico.
c–n-perro suffers from both a midlife crisis and a s-xual confusion when confronted with anyone in a bathing suit. posting pictures of himself in hot tubs with young tourists on facebook furthers the concern. its an embar-ssing situation at best. only to be deflected by insane rants and random facts about henry paulson. fear the educated man.
monica: “awwwwwk-ward!!!! shout out to the guy who tried to pick up me and my father at the pool today #awkward #gay #waterpolo #c–n-perro #doglips #headoutthewindow #midlife crisis
andy: “check me out with chicks…im not gay” #b.s. #lying #gay #snoopy #tight waterpolo swim trunks #rainbow #harlem #henry paulson #midlife crisis #im cool really i am.
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