Coondawg
an aging harlem dweller. a c–ndawg by nature likes to think that he/she is very cool, knowledgeable and quite politically correct in order to cover all bases with friends. c–ndawgs tend to be on the higher end of middle-agedom and in great attempts to recapture their youth will resort to dating younger women, cheating on their wives, playing water polo or going on adventures to stupid places like mexico for example. c–ndawgs rarely allow their vulnerabilities to show and will not allow themselves to ever be seen in a negative light. their facebook will show only their smart and cool side. any pictures that appear to show the c–ndawg looking like a dog with his head out of the window will have their comments deleted immediately. anyone who allows themselves to even be called a “c–ndawg” once they’ve reached legal drinking age should be reconsidering their entire lives anyway.
“yo, andy, what’s up bro?”
“dude, you will address me by my cool name, “c–ndawg!”
“yea d-ckwad, whatever. yo, you should get your daughter some proactive.”
“that’s my girlfriend….”
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