cooned
meaning to steal. originates from african-americans being called “c–ns” rather than “n-gg-rs” or other more offensive slang. many people considered african-americans to be thieves, hence the term.
someone c–ned my wallet!
my house got c–ned last night.
getting stuff stolen like from the animals or the… cough trashpickers.
they f-cking c–ned all the sh-t out of my garage.
after s-x the male punches the female (or other male in a h-m-s-xual relation) in both eyes then throws them out with the garbage.
two black eyes and with the trash like a racc–n.
i c–ned the girl i took home from the bar last night.
to take a persons backpack and dumb everything out of it. when you finish dumping the persons books, you flip the bag inside out, and place the books back into the backpack. after you place the books back in the bag, you zip the backpack back up. the bag is suppose to look kind of like a coc–n.
student 1: omg! wtf just happened to my bag?
student 2: what are you talking about?
student 1: my bag is inside out…
student 2: dude, you just got c–ned!
a cooler way of saying pwned or owned. it pretty much means to be made to look stupid or humiliated.
-guy punches his friend in the face and knocked his c-ke-“you just got c–ned!”
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