Coontz


the most amazing stretch of pavement in the world. it is located in washington state and is completely amazing. the street sign will always live in infamy. a place where anything can happen. the meaning of life is to see that sign and once you do you will never be the same again.
“holy sh-t nichole do you realize where we are at?”
“yeah megan it’s cooooooonnnnttttzzzz!!! omg c–ntz omg my life is completed”

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