Cooper’s Cobwebs
when -j-c-l-t- is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty “cobweb” like state.
“i went round chris’ the other day and there were cooper’s cobwebs all over his keyboard, he’s a total redtoober.”
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