coordinator


when one enters the “real world” it will soon become clear that coordinator is a synonym for “office b-tch” aka lowest on the totem pole or orginizational chart.
brittany: hey lauren, heard you just got a job! what’s your t-tle?

lauren: “media coordinator”

brittany: oooo. that sounds fancy!

lauren: well, it f-cking sucks!
coordinators are either useful or useless, and there are two types:

1. in business, the project coordinator is used by management to patch over some type of failing that they encounter in their processes. it is easier for them to simply hire someone with “organizational skills” and charge them with the responsibility of “making sure things get done.”

usually their job devolves into mindless nagging and tedious task management. their nagging also serves to lower worker morale over time, leading to higher employee attrition and fighting in the workplace.

2. in event planning, event coordinators are often extremely necessary, and function as the “glue” that holds an event or project together. they are most necessary in events like concerts or m-ss protests, where a large number of guests must rely on some amount of structure to be in place for their activities.

paradoxically, events that appear to be free-form or anarchistic often require the most coordinating work behind the scenes, because the guests expect everything to “just work” for them when they get there. behind every burning man or bonaroo, there is usually an army of unappreciated, frazzled coordinators working around the clock to make sure that the event goes off without a hitch.
example 1:

sysadmin 1- “did you hear about the new project coordinator that management hired?”
sysadmin 2- “yea, all he does is send people nagging emails and cc’s the boss in all of them, so it looks like he is being productive.”
sysadmin 1- “screw this man, i’m looking for another job.”

example 2:

hippie- “burning man is awesome! it’s proof that thousands of people can just get together and do drugs and it all just works out! yaay anarchism!”
event coordinator- “if you hadn’t shared some of that weed with me, i’d be stabbing you in the face right now…”
(literal)
1.a job given to a guy just for the sake of filling up the vacancy.

(actual)
1.the combination of douche and lame for a person.biggest sucker.
2.a guy who got sand in his v-g-n-.
3.a self-promoting -sshole who contributes nothing to the world.
example 1:
guy1 : “i don’t wanna go to the meeting with the event coordinator,i

just can’t stand him b-tching the whole time”

guy2:”yea,me neither.after all, that is what an event coordinator

for,patronizing-rolls eyes-”

example 2:
“he kept event-coordinating us the whole meeting,duh!”
an employee or contractor with little to zero skill in his or her trade, who is elevated by derelict management to an imaginary position (coordinator). the role usually goes straight to his and her head, and “the coordinator” then proceeds to order other, longer tenured employees around meanwhile destroying integral parts of the company’s infrastructure.
employee1: “hey, what happened to my pc, i can’t login anymore!?”

employee2: “yeah, me neither. no one can. how much you wanna bet the ‘coordinator’ is messing around in the server room again?”

employee1: “man, where do they find these it guys??”
one who finds the location of something. like the longitude and lat-tude of somewhere and possibly the depth.
now that i am a coordinator i can find the coordinates to the buried treasure based on the karmic signs of it’s existance.

Read Also:

  • HOLDSWORTH

    holdsworth is the famous last name of jazz guitarist allan holdsworth from england. his fans include van halen, stone temple pilots and red hot chili peppers to name a few. allan has been called one of the greatest guitar players of all time. check out allan holdsworth on you tube. to be a s-xy tw-t […]

  • DNA WhattheHey!

    the moment at birth, examining a family photo, or just at random when you realize your offspring look nothing like the silicone bag bearing, botox injected, liposucked, rhinoplasted, forehead lifted, and tummy tucked person you call your wife. when you realize you’ve been duped and that your wife hasn’t fully revealed the quant-ty of plastic […]

  • shower head

    oral s-x given to a male while showering with a s-xual partner i recieved amazing shower head from my girlfriend this morning. freaking great thing to use to m-st-rb-t- for girls. best thing when you don’t want to actually stick anything ‘in’ girl who doesn’t finger herself: i loove the shower head it feels great […]

  • Kieran Murphy

    one of the greatest acoustic guitarists i’ve ever heard. he an australian acoustic guitarist who has released 3 alb-ms, ‘per se’ is his best definately. definately worth a listening. “hey man, have you heard of kieran murphy?” “no man is he good?” “yeah, he’s one of the best. for some reason his videos are off […]

  • Martyrbation

    the pleasure of complaining about being persecuted, when practiced by people who aren’t actually being persecuted. in an orgy of martyrbation, the fundamentalists complained that they were being persecuted for not being allowed to use tax dollars to promote their brand of religion. when c-4 is your v–gr-. and your premature -j-c-l-t–n ensures the only […]


Disclaimer: coordinator definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.