coordrobe
couples who purposefully coordinate and match each others’ wardrobes in an attempt to inform everyone around them that they are, in fact, in a relationship.
example: “look at those two f-cking idiots with matching “hands off my girl/hands off my guy tshirts.” i wonder how long it took them to figure out their coordrobe.
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