Coors Light
cheap beer that isnt the best tasting, but is great to drink with friends just to have fun and get drunk. popular among young people (especially college).
don’t diss coors light just because its not some fancy rich–ss beer. it gets you drunk, and thats all that counts.
the best selling light beer in the usa. the silver bullet rocks!
coors light, the silver bullet!
amazing beer, simply because of both price and availability. has made both freshmen year, and girls, much better. good beer that gets you drunk, and isn’t that the most important thing in college?
john “hey man, i’m bored.. it’s thursday, at this boring -ss college”
erik “well john, i got some coors light that will get us f-cked up”
a yellow, fizzy type of bottled water, sometimes p-ssed off as beer to mindless peasants who think it will get them women.
idiot 1: hey man this is the coldest tasting beer in the universe!
idiot 2: yeah man, it totally rocks!
me: umm, last i heard, the only tastes were salt, bitter, sweet, sour. cold isnt a taste, it’s a sensation, morons.
quite possibly the greatest beer in american history. a beer that embodies the american dream, and those who dont think so are communists.
billy went to the liquor store to buy a 30 rack of coors light for his party
a highly overrated beer that was born in the great state of colorado. if you were to drink real beer (st bernardus abt 12, rochefort, peche mortel, yeti, old ruffian, arrogant b-st-rd, hop henge, dreadnaught ipa…etc) and then take a p-ss into gl-ss (1/4 full) then fill the rest up with carbonated water -you would have a beer that tastes like coors light (albeit a bit better).
johnny drinks coors light because he can’t handle beer that tastes like…well…beer!
(verb) the act of having s-x in a canoe, kayak raft or tube. f-cking close to water.
1.i took out the center thwart and we did the coors light for five minutes until i got a hamstring cramp and flipped the boat.
2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the sh-t out of me, want to coors light
1
2
next ›
last »
Read Also:
- alasken bob slide
rapeing each other while walking down a stair case. alasken bob slide, is where two people will be walking down stairs while guy shoves banana p-n-s up straw berry v-g-n-.
- Alasken Scone
when a person that goes by the name of dowd tries to scone someone, but ends up getting sconed in the end by himself. sconer got alasken sconed! dont alasken scone yourself now buddy!
- purpleydash oik
a small furry creature with purple hair and a huge appet-te used to scare boys in gettos. used especially in a moment of fear harry:watch out man! theres a purpleydash oik in da hood! simon: fo shizzle! i is sh-ttin myself homie!
- alexa zilberfarb
…ia person that goes to the n-ble and greenough school in dedham, she wears green shoes…. and eats lollipops allll the timmme. she has somewhat long hears and it is clean brown. …she has a blue ring on righttt nowwwww. and is looking at me. scary huh?. hmmmmmm. she wears cute little orange mittens that […]
- alex laid
something that will never ever happen has alex gotten laid alex laid you so funny that will never happen