coot

1. a dark-gray water dwelling bird resembling a duck.
2. a foolish old man.
3. seeing how the usc football sucks so consistently, it seems rather offending to good poultry everywhere to call them gamec-cks, so a “coot” is a much more realistic symbol for such an inept football program.
1) any coots arrested today?

2) he meant jorts, as in jean shorts; you know, the staple of every coot’s wardrobe. -cuhoopster48®
a slang term referring to a middle-aged or old person. could be insulting depending on intent.
“that old coot.”
(slang)- of great shock value.
prounounced c(ewe)t, the longer the “ewe” the more shock value. cooooooooot vs coot
synonym of dang! d-mn! holy smokes! wow! cr-p! or even shoooooooooooot…
originating in: calvert county, md and spreading like wildfire. also spelled koot.
me to a friend: “i stood in line at the dmv for 6 hours today.”

friend to me:”coot, that’s a long time.”

use of the long “ewe”

me to friend: “that girl has had 10 std’s in the last year.”

friend: “cooooooooooooooooot, that’s disgusting.”
a term for older person.
that coot lost his mind.
coot

– a shorter version of the word cooter, which basically means v-g-n-. “coot” is less cr-ss-sounding than “cooter”. it is probably most similar in connotation to the word tw-t when referencing a v-g-n-, as opposed to p-ssy, which has a more s-xual connotation and sn-tch which sounds pretty cr-ss.

– more commonly a “coot” is an older, usually male person, and generally refers to a perceived diminished capacity, uncouthness or senility. typically said “old coot”.
she’s got a pretty ugly coot for a p-rnstar.

that old coot hanging out on his porch all day is always yelling at the kids for no reason.
something so cute it is beyond cute and goes to a whole other level of cuteness
kieran: celene, you are sooo coot!
celene: shup!
coot ( p ) pr-nunciation key (kt)
n.
1. any of several dark-gray aquatic birds of the genus fulica of north america and europe, having a black head and neck, lobed toes, and a white bill.
see scoter.
2. informal. an eccentric or crotchety person, especially an eccentric old man.
1. that bird, is a coot.
2. look at that old coot, sitting on his front porch.