cooted
cooted is another way of saying, “i’m f-cking tired.” typically, one would feel cooted after a night of drinking or blazin’ with some buddies. cooted is a strong term in the sense that one can only be cooted when he/she is on the verge of p-ssing out.
bro, i was so cooted last night after i smashed that broad.
2 more definitions
in -ssociation with the term ‘cooter-mama’, cooted means for a woman to c-m.
a man would skeet as where a woman would coot.
“matthew hit it so hard that i cooted all over the place!”
in relevance to the word ‘cooter’ which is slang for a females v-g-n-, cooted means for a female to c-m.
“matthew hit it so hard that i cooted.”
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