cooter-faced sock puppet
a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman’s v-g-n-. one might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.
it can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. imma get my hands all over hat b-tch!
quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
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