Cootie Points
the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and “kiss–ssing” used by males to better -ssure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of “getting some booty” (s-x).
ex:
“oh babe, you have the s-xiest sneeze.”
“of course your little brother can come with us to the movies”
“d-mn baby, i love your new haircut, i really liked you with hair, but i loooove you without any.”
examples of use:
“i hate how every time i make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some cootie points.”
“i know i lied when i called her s-xy, i was just trying get me some cootie points.”
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