cop a shit
it’s a verb for when you’re totally bullsh-tting something, making it up as you go along, winging it, it’s a fail, etc.
person a: man, this test is hard as f-ck!
person b: yeah, i know imma just have to cop a sh-t.
or
girlfriend: do you think this top makes me look fat?
boyfriend: uhhh… (to self) i’m totally copping a sh-t…. (outloud) no, of course not! pffff, no!
or
teacher: what’s the contrapositive of the inverse statement?
student: hmm…. (totally copping a sh-t) there’s no such thing??
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