cop a squat

sit down; take a chair.
cop a squat and tell me about it.
meaning to have a seat.
“cop a squat right here sir.”
“what?”
“sit your -ss down.”
“o.k.”
“cop-a-squat” originally meant taking either a p-ss or a sh-t in a non-regular or non-familiar/public setting. “pop-a-squat” has evolved from that general intent, now meaning taking/finding a semi-permanent seat in a public setting that even if not designed to accomodate -sses (like a toilet in a public restroom), still for a short period of time provides b-tt rest. although introduced in the us in the late ’90’s, and heavily promoted in new york city, “private, ‘public’ time-controlled sp-ces”, like the self-cleaning, time-controlled public ‘porto-potties’ just didn’t mesh with true western socio-public values.

so, cop-a-squat used to mean finding a public place to “eliminate”, even if it wasn’t technically a restroom, and includes friends bathrooms. the definition “pop a squat” s/b subcategorized with “cop a squat” because both actions involve claiming a temporary place for ones’ -ss. i submit the merging of the definitions/terms, and the definition be:
cop a squat-
any temporary placement of the gluteal physio-segment, whether clothed or not, that provides physio-relief, whether through the process of elimination or the temporary relief of musculo-skeletal distress (needing to sit your broken–ss body down for 20 minutes).

thanks.
i need to cop a squat.
i need to cop/pop a squat.
verb: to squat in order to pee/sh-t on the ground outside when no bathroom is available; also known as “an adventure”
when we were at the park late last night, i had to cop a squat.
maybe derived from native american slang: to claim a stake, make your mark, be the first there, etc…
there is only one area of the park to have the party; lets get up really early and copasquat to be sure we got it.
the act of taking a sh-t
man, i copped a squat last night so bad i cant sit on my -ss
for a female to take a leak.
dude, after my s-x change, i had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

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