Cop Crop
the haircut that many police officers seem to have. its short and shaved on the sides and left sort-of fuzzy on the top. it’s usually referred to as ‘cop hair’, but ‘cop crop’ sounds more catchy.
police officer: hey, do you like my new haircut?
man: that’s a total cop crop.
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