copd

chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. common term for lung diseases such as emphysema or asthma. also common old person’s disease, referring to the fact that copd shows up mostly in the over-50 group.
the doctor told her that her copd was due to her 2-pack-a-day habit.
getting screwed over by police when making minor driving violations like: failure to signal, p-ssing the line of the stops sign, ran a yellow light, avoidence of an officer or p-ssing on the left without honking.
d-mn i was cop’d, i had a rolling stop at the stop sign, now my liscense is gone.
acronym for “circle of poor decisions,” a drinking game in which several people stand in a circle with a bottle of andre champagne. the aim of this game is for everyone to swig from the bottle, and p-ss it to the person next to them. the game concludes when the last person to drink finishes the bottle on their particular turn. this person then must throw the bottle into the street, shattering the remnants of the once full bottle. this event is symbolic of what is sure to be the first many poor decisions made during that day/evening.
yo, p-ss me that ‘dre, and lets go play copd in the front yard.