Copland
a copland is a person (usually male) who performs acts of a s-xual nature with vegetation, especially shrubs or trees. in many cases coplands have been observed to form an emotional bond to a favoured plant, often talking to it or staying to cuddle after the s-x act is complete.
there is increasing evidence that becoming a copland may be linked to being ginger.
whilst not actually illegal being a copland is discouraged in most cultures.
‘did you hear about the guy who had to be treated for splinters in his p-n-s’
‘yeah apparently he’s a copland’
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