Copperfielding
copperfielding: a human, male-unique ability to attract (and sustain) a beautiful l-ss, whilst simultaneously repelling a less than amiable, and most -ssuredly odious additional suitor (in the eyes of both the lady, and the original, now lucky, man) who is hopelessly enamored with the aforementioned girl and/or what may be gained (particularly monetarily) by establishing said relationship; said suitor may or may not have underwent the displeasure of having been bestowed with the first name of an unfortunate biblical person(s) slighted tremendously by the ill-strious king, david, or possess a tragically misspelled last name: ex. “heep” in place of the more natural, “heap.”
there goes young nat copperfielding again!
anderson is a stud! why, just last week i saw him arm-in-arm with emilie smithson, striding across campus; both beaming beautifully. not even horace the horrid could faze him! in fact, when old horace began making eyes and arms and everything in-between at emilie, anderson simply glared, gently disengaged her arm from his own, and -biff!- horace fell. copperfielding, at its finest!
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