coppertoning
removal of undergarments by the jowls of a four-legged furry mammal, in the fashion displayed on coppertone sunblock bottles.
the south park s-xual har-ssment panda poster involves some serious coppertoning.
would i get in trouble if i trained my dog to coppertone attractive people at the beach?
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