copyligation
copyligation – n.
1. the sense, feeling or compulsion by people on social media requiring you copy and paste whatever non-sense they’ve posted before you are “supposed” to respond, so they can come speak to your status update.
this is a facebook game to see who reads posts, and who just trolls. so, if you read this, leave one word on how we met. only one word, then copy this to your wall so i can leave a word for you.
dude – i’m not going to knuckle under to your copyligation!
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