Corby

someone who will ask for your heart and leave you with nothing but broken ribs and a burning throat and stupid carvings in a tree where he promised you he’d love you forever
corby never really loved her
yet she’d still steal all the stars for him
a most peculiar place in the british midlands, in the form of a town with a population of around 60,000.
ranked as the 9th worst town in britain, you should be wary when you come here. for corby is home to a strange people known as the townie, or “oh-ya-d-ck”. these people must be treated with caution.

they are ommonly wearing: lonsdale, adidas, nike, mcenzie, burberry and yankees clothing.

commonly saying: “oh ya rat”, or “c’mere ya d-ck”, or “what’ya chattin’ about?”

commonly found: outside mcdonalds, newsagents and generally roaming the streets in large numbers.

oh well. we have an asda, and lots of factories. why not come visit? i’ll make you a nice cup of tea.
i was mugged by a townie yesterday when i refused to go into londis to purchase illegal substances for them.
the place for the young generation…no seriously…we have kids having kids in this town all thanks to their 24 year old boyfriends hanging around outside either chip shops or “maccy d’s!”

home of the “townie” i have to add.
common phrases used in corby:
1. blingin’ en-tha!
2. o ya rat!
3. o ya d-ck!
4. o ya mong!
5. ya mum!!
6. and finally the mother of all phrases…”tap us a f-g annat”
australian schapelle leigh corby was busted with 4.1 kg of cannabis stashed in her boogie board bag when arriving in bali, indonesia late 2004. she was sentenced to 20 years in kerobokan prison, indonesia.

in her honour, we rename the cl-ssic cone/bong a ‘corby.’
pack us a corby, bro!

or

that was the fattest corby
named after australian woman schapelle corby, who was found guilty of smuggling marijuana into indonesia. a corby is now an australian slang word used to define a designated amount of approximately 4.2kg of marijuana for one to purchase. which is the same amount of marijuana that was found in schapelle corby’s body board bag.
“oi dazza, can ya get us a corby this arvo on tick!?”
a place in northamptonshire ranked 9th worst place to live in britain. it used to be quite famous for its steelworks but now it is full of chavs who hang around outside the newsagents all day and say “oh, mate do you get served” wanting you to get them either alcohol or f-gs.
oh mate do you get served

oh mate go in the shop for us init

corby is the 9th worst place to live
corby = corby is the roughest area in the northants area, we have more crime than anywhere else in the county, beware come to corby, and get stabed,, robbed, raped, attacked, druggies, sl-ts.
dont come to corby b-tches!
a town which was once thriving but now appears run down and filthy. with litter everywhere and more chavs than anyother place in the northamptonshire area; corby certanly is one of the worst places you could end up, besides manchester that is.
we got started on by a 60 year old woman down corby market