corduroids
n. (pl.) hemorrhoids so rough that they rub together and make noise when walking. usually the result of either a hard poo or heavy -n-l traffic.
“dude, i’ve been eating nothing but frozen burritos and toaster strudel for two weeks now, and i’m getting some pretty serious corduroids. seriously, my -sshole looks like cauliflower and i sound like velcro every time i walk anywhere.”
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