core dump
to take a m-ssive sh-t after being constipated a few days
i took a dulcolax a few hours ago and just now i did a core dump into the toilet. man did that feel good!
taking a cr-p under normal circ-mstances. contrast kernel panic and jettison stage one.
“uh, dude, nmi.”
“what?”
“core dump.”
(1) a term used in computer programming to describe when a program fails. the program then dumps a core, which, in the ancient days of programming, poor code monkeys had to go through to see what was wrong.
(2) a term used by anyone familiar with definition (1) to mean a loss of memory.
(1)
> a.out
> segmentation fault (core dumped)
(2)
it’s the middle of the big exam, and everything rides on the knowledge the test-taker has known for a long time. they’re prepared to take the test when suddenly:
“-(-#%#(-&%!!!! my brain just core dumped!”
and that’s a core dump. there goes any chance of a good grade.
kor-damp
verb (used with object)
1. to dump lots of obfuscating personal opinion upon a discussion about some matter of fact.
2. to display willful ignorance; to ignore any evidence or facts contrary to one’s own ignorance.
1. “wow, duncan macintosh sure took a coredump on decision theory.”
2. “dude, don’t coredump, the friggin’ rulebook says the unit takes a test.”
a type of defecation heavily involving the use of the abdominals and lower back, “dumping from the core.”
“man, i shouldn’t have eaten all of those hot pockets. now i need to take a core dump.”
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