Corey Jones
singer/songwriter who wrote the cl-ssic “when a man loves a woman”, despite modern renditions performed by michael bolton.
he also invented the iron.
without corey jones, we would not be able to iron our shirts and/or make love to a woman, or three, or seven. we would, however, be able to make a dry journey through the bathroom.
corey jones usually ends most phrases with the words “b-tch” and “what?!”
“i’m mothaf-ckin’ corey jones, baby!”
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