cork it mate
when someone needs to shut the f-ck up.
jim: greeting!
bob: cork it mate!
jim: godammit bob why do you need to be like this.
bob: i just got a motherf-cking vasectomy.
Read Also:
- typewiper
internet blogger whose output is of such low quality that you might as well use it to wipe your -rs-. katie hopkins is the queen of the typewipers; her column saves me a fortune on b-g paper.
- half-creative
having a bunch of creative ideas but never going through with them. i am so creative but i’d call myself half-creative.
- swedish lobster roll
where you take 2 full size maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman’s nipples. you then proceed to lather b-tter on her p-ssy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. the 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman’s p-ssy and -sshole. your […]
- dirty breeder
a degrading term used for the belittling of straight people. aka your parents. f-ck mac and his girlfriend, they’re a couple of dirty breeders. why don’t you and your p-ssy loving mates go play with your girly t-ts, you dirty breeders.
- jelisa
jelisa is a really cool and beautiful girl. everyone wants to be friends with her because she is funny and a great person. jelisa is also very attractive and lots people want to date. wow, the new girl jelisa is so attractive and nice.