cork slurper


a term used by a semi-moral woman in place of “c-ck sucker”, especially around her children.
timmy: “mom! mr. hinkledork gave me an “f” on my math quiz!”
mom: “oh my dear…mr. hinkledork is a real cork slurper.”

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