Cork Walker
those who walk on cork (birkenstock). often seen on tree hugging, organic granola eating, nalgene slinging, flannel shirt wearing white males who don’t wash their hair. may carry hacky sack and bandanna in glove box. has playlist of dmb and dispatch. hemp necklaces and/or colorful friendship bracelets- accessory staples. will invest in north face raincoat. has a friendly demeanor, especially if you’re one of their own… the cork walkers.
– you have organic granola in your back pack? haha, you cork walker!
– are you wearing birkenstocks? cork walker!
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