Corking

when a female is prevented from scoring. equivalent to a c-ck block for males.
erin: you were totally corking me last night.
stacy: sorry for mentioning your crabs.
the act of holding your bowels inside for as long as possible, even days.
he’s been corking for a week now, i’m sure he’s toxic
corking, or “to cork”, is when you place an object e.g. fist, toy, thumb etc, into a man or women’s -n-s. they then excrete said object back out, along with any other matter, that is packed inside.
guy one: hey you two were making alot of noise last night
guy two: yeah sorry we were trying to cork each other
guy one: get out, i will not have corking in my house!
corking is when a man is engaging s-xual intercourse with a woman, and realizes he has a gigantic load to give. it is at this point in time when the man grabs a giant cork, -j-c-l-t-s into the woman’s v-g-n-, and plugs her up with the cork. after she has been plugged, the man jumps on her stomach.
hey jamal, what did you do last night?

“i corked her real good. she didn’t even see it coming.”

nice. corking is pretty cool.
when a girl is on her period but still wants to go skinny dipping, so she utilizes a male escort’s p-n-s to use an equivalent to a tampon.
“you guys i really want to go skinny dipping with you, but i’m on my period right now. brain, would you kindly help by corking me?
a game involving h-m-s-xuals and a cork. where one h-m-s-xual inserts a cork into their -n-s, they must see if they can blast the cork into the opponents eyes.

a points system is based around how much the opponent cries for and how many days they smell of wine and excrement.

the h-m-s-xual automatically wins if the ‘receiving’ h-m-s-xual is killed or seriously injured.
example 1
h-m- 1: “bored?”
h-m- 2: “yes, what can we do?”
h-m- 1: “bit’a corking?”
h-m- 2: “breathe in”

example 2
h-m- 1: “fancy a game?”
h-m- 2: “i’ll get my good cork”
this is a gay act in which the following happens:

a guy has a tiny cork put into his p-n-s hole, and this causes it to strethc. they put in a bigger cork each time until, the hole is big enough for another man to put his p-n-s into the first man’s p-n-s hole.
gay guy 1: what do you want to try?
gay guy 2: some corking?