corn

very simply put, amazing yellow goodness on a cob
this corn is amazing
something i sh-tted the other day that i never ate.
::looks in toilet::
what!?… i never ate any corn!
originated in jersey.

1. it is equivalent to a sardonic cool.

2. cool, no one gives a sh-t.
damian: yo, i just scored forty points in a rec game with the nigs. then had a volleyball game and had forty kills.

other: corn

damian: …
a ground grown grain, that is full of starch… not a vegetable! and, not a starch.

in history corused to be part of a weed called “teosinte”. it was very small, and barely eatable. this was usually grown in cetural america.

this later evolved in the what they called “maize”, what we now call early maize. it would be large enough to eat, and was used in replacement of the vegetable.

now we know corn as the modern maize. the normal crop rage from 6-12 inches long, and 2-5 inches wide. the corn is on waht we call a cob, and the corn grows around it taking the nutrience from the cob. i has become a normal dish in our would today.
person 1: what vegetable do you want for dinner?

person 2: let us have a grain instead, we can have corn! i need to have some starch anyways.

person 1: would you like to eat the corn off of the cob, or cut if off first?

person 2: all the same to me.
1 – yellow food on cob.
2 – digestion timing device. simply see how much time p-sses from corn digestion to seeing it in the toilet.
3 – elvis’s last word.
1 – i will have the 32 oz. porterhouse, rare, with mashed potatoes and corn.
2 – a healthy person’s digestive system will p-ss corn in 12 to 24 hours.
“look daddy! there’s a smiley face on that p–pie!”
“yes, son. it’s made of corn.”
3 – “wtf?! corn?!?” -gasp- -death-
originating from the fine campus of cornell university comes this unique, rarely used term. saying that a girl is “corn” means, she is so f-cking hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-dead gorgeous, that you would happily eat the corn out of her sh-t. can be used as a great pick-up line or friendly compliment
“d-mn b-tch, you are corn!”
or
“baby, you’re more corn than green giant”
an appropriate replacement for inappropriate swear words.
what the corn is up with all this corning summer homework…” “corn it, dude.
1. a word used as a synonym or euphamisim for sensual, promiscuous, or s-xy.

2. slang derived from the horror film troll 2

3. see also: corn star, corn dog, corny
-hot guy walks in room-
alex: dayuuummm
annalis: that guy is corn!
alex: i wanna corn him!
annalis: what a corn star!