corn beef weiner
a weiner that is thicker than it is long. often times mistaken for a choad, this little guy can destroy your snootch and make it look like you have had a million buns pop out of your clammer yammer. don’t f-ck with the corn beef weiner. also it must have any type of pubic hair on it except for a crab infested blonde jungle, that negates the corn beef weiner. preferably a 2 finger landing strip.
“man i had s-x with dave last night, he had a corn beef weiner it looks like a comet hit my crotch but there is no deep impact at all”
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