corn-cocked
the act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. the cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.
“dude you just got corn-c-cked!”
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showing a small amount of dedication. snowy is too slack in his work to be dedicated to his job, all he has is diddycation.
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scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice -ss bob: look… over there i see so many nice -sses steve: are you -ss-essing the situation?
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when a dog is very very tired, and is laying flat on the floor. or when a person is so tired, that they are laying on the floor like a dog. after playing fetch for two hours, rover was totally dogxausted.
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