corn dick

at the end of an act of -n-l s-x, when a p-n-s is removed from an -sshole, sometimes the p-n-s is covered with sh-t and with kernels of undigested corn. this phenomena, as well as the p-n-s in this situation, are known as “corn d-ck”. corn, if not chewed up, is not easily digested and so appears as whole kernals in feces, which then sticks to the p-n-s in -n-l s-x. corn d-ck can generally be prevented with enemas.
you bottoms had better clean your sh-t ’cause i don’t want no corn d-ck when i f-ck you.
a d-ck with poison ivy on it
oh sh-t i need calmine lotion for my corn d-ck
a corn d-ck is a stupid hick/redneck/backwards -ss country f-ck who is oblivious to anything other than hunting/bad country music/farming/and of course, corn. they loooove corn. whenever you see a corn d-ck it is customary to give out a corn d-ck call, which you do so by using a very high pitched and loud voice and say: “uhh-whoouuuh, corn!” high pitched emphasis should go into the ‘ouuuh’ bit followed by yelling corn in the most hick -ss accent you can muster.
when a big dumb ford truck drives by with r-t-rded -ss stacks in the back and is blaring some stupid sad country song about how some whiney -ss country f-g got dumped while you and your friends can do nothing but laugh at pointing out how big of a douche bag corn d-ck the guy is as you call out to him using the trademark cornd-ck call.
a person with human feces on his p-n-s after s-x in other words a pure -sshole
man jeff is such a cornd-ck
after engaging in s-x -n-ly with a male or female,you pull out and there are little pieces of corn stuck in the tip of your d-ck,causing excruciating pain when removing the corn.
alex man, i was giving sally some but hole pleasures last night, and when i took it out of her -ss i had major corn d-ck. it was so bad it bled.

“””””never have -n-l s-x….your c-ck might just be in pain if you do””””””
a hick that loves the c-ck. when the c-ck is not around, he sits on dry corn cobs.
look at that mother f-ckin f-gget -ss b-tch wearing those piece of sh-t wranglers. they are so tight you can see his small b-lls and corn cob shank. please never wear those again b-tch.