corn dogging

v. present participle:
a s-xual activity in which g-y males take turns -j-c-l-t-ng into the same man’s r-ct-m (cornhole), in effect covering their p-n-ses (dogs) in the s-m-n (batter, deriv. of ‘baby batter’), of fellow penetrators. the end result is p-n-ses getting battered with s-m-n and baked in the heat of the man’s r-ct-m (oven), thus becoming corndogs (warm p-n-ses covered with another’s s-m-n), as opposed to simple dogs (uncooked p-n-ses without a s-m-n glaze).
after hosting the corn d-gg-ng session he was two pounds heavier and his guests’ p-n-ses dripped like melting candles.
the act of coming up behind your friend or enemy, grabbing their shoulders, and ramming your knee right up into their b-tt.
sean was being a punk so i corn dogged him.
the act of inserting a p-n-s directly into a person’s mouth after it has been in an -n-s, -n-logous to a hot dog, having been dipped in batter, being consumed.
that girl is so sk-nky she’ll go cornd-gg-ng without hesitation.
while having s-x on the beach, you pull out while she’s distracted, plunge your member into the sand, then stick it back in
i corn dogged my prom date at the beach after-party and had to leave the state for two years.
the act of inserting a corn dog into the r-ct-m of your partner, stick first, and then proceeding to eat it out. the stick is optional. condiments are not recommended.
dude, i totally was cornd-gg-ng last night, and let me tell you, cornd-gg-ng makes corndogs ten times better. sh-t is the new ketchup.
something to bring up on a match.com profile.
“i like cornd-gg-ng”
(v.) a swift kick to the middle of the b-ttocks region issued with one knee. this manuever is usually accompanied with two hands placed on the hips. in essence, it is “kneeing” somebody in the ars.
“don’t eat my pop-tarts or i’m gonna corndog you”